Every week 1000's of unusual life forms (customers) wander around our store.

And just when you think you've heard every silly question possible -

Someone comes up with a brand new one !





The most recent Goofy
Question
Winners are...







On this tent can I change the door positions or do they have to be opposing?


Do you have a matching helmet for the Slime brand digital tire inflator?


Can I trade you my cat for a fridge?


Can you get Burt Reynolds with your CB radios?


I'm worried the ear muffs I ordered on Boxing Day won't make it in time for Christmas. Can I cancel my order?


How much are large fries at Campground Toronto?


Customer: How many pressure cookers do you have?
Staff: 27 left in stock
Customer: Thank you so much for letting me know, but since I already have one so I won't buy it.


If I want to hook up two things to my surround system do I have to connect a wire to each of the things?


Will you take $40 for one of the $14.95 rain coats?


Are your black rolling tool cabinets red or black?


Does steel rust if left outside?


If I give you €20 for gas can you drive an item from Canada to Germany?


What animal does wool come from?


What do you mean the Gibraltar Weekend Market isn't open on Monday's? I just drove all the way from Toronto to go there.


Looking for a map of Wreck Cove, Cape Breton, Nova Scotia. Any idea where I could get one? And the price ?


Does your survival kits include a volleyball?


My car battery just died. Can you drive some booster cables from London to me on the side of the road on Bank St. in Ottawa immediately.


Is Richmond Hill inside London, Ontario?


Hello is my package being shipped to my house?? I selected curbside delivery to your car, so will it be delivered to my car at my house??


I called your competitor and they told me your staff doesn't work for them.


Would you take $20? How about $15? Could you do $10?


Do you have a tip to put on a TV to catch the wireless?


What is the difference between the Frigidaire 10,000 BTU window air conditioner and the Frigidaire 10,000 BTU window air conditioner?


Will this 8 by 10 tarp fit over my 10 by 8 foot boat?


Will the size 7 snowskates fit my size 12 feet?


If I fold the this tarp in half do I still have to pay full price for it?


If I buy a pair of snowskates is that a left and a right, two left, or two right snowskates?


Aren't you the only store on Dundas Street?


I wear a size 10 1/2 sneaker. Should I buy a size 10 or 11?


What's the difference between 0.20 gram airsoft BBs and 0.2 gram airsoft BBs?
Also what is the difference between biodegradable and non-biodegrabable airsoft BBs?

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Since we're going to be hiking in Canada, do we need a metric compass?

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What is the air filtering capabilities of the steel wire mesh face masks?

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Can I apply for a job by just reading my resume to you over the phone?

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Will the metal detector be detectable to a third world country's orbital satellite, while searching for gold in their country?

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Does this 120 volt item require power?

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What's the difference between the package with one and the package with two in it?

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You know the USB survival Ignite lighters you sell for $7.99? How much are they?

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What's more powerful the 3000 watt amplifiers or the 1000 watt amplifiers?

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Are the 7-foot pool tables larger than the 8-foot pool tables?

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Does this imitation security camera have night vision?

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Can you email me a pair (of sunglasses) if I give you the prescription (i.e. 2.50) to Brockville, Ontario?

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Duracell... I've never heard of that company.
Do they make good batteries?

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What gun is the M4A1 airsoft gun based on?

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Will the 3D compatable HDMI cables make my TV 3D?

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If I change cordless phones will my phone number change?

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Can I burn a dual layer DVD to a single layer DVD?

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Can I put an indoor security camera outside?

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Customer: Do you carry cell phones?
Employee: No sir
Customer: Do you carry Bell cell phones?
Employee: We do not carry any cell phones
Customer: How about Motorola cell phones?
Employee: No
Customer: What about Nokia cell phones? Do you sell them?
Employee: No, we don't have any cell phones for sale

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Is a 1000 watt generator stronger then a 1700 watt generator?

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Will this 700 watt microwave cook things?

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Do you have any larger jackets in this size?

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What size are your Duracell AA batteries?

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Could I put these waterproof speakers in my pool?

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Is this product being sold in the store that is mentioned in the ad? Do we simply just come by to this address and pick it up?

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Could I use the bark stop dog collar on my cat?

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Do you have anything bigger that's smaller?

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How long is 20-feet?

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Do you have any hole punches? I need one right away, my pants are ready to fall down!

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Will this 1000 watt generator run my 1500 watt heater?

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I ordered two security cameras, but I only ordered one.

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Do you have any 3/16th of an inch drill bits in metric?

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Do you have a security camera that will look in two spots at the same time?

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Do you have any measuring cups with grams on them?

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Are the clear garbage bags see through? Are they transperant? What colour are the clear bags?

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How do you pronounce the name in the title of this movie (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)? (cue Ben Stein teacher scene)


Do you have any phones in the store other then the phones in the store?

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I see you offer free local pick up. What is that?
I don't really understand Canadian postal system.

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The 30x50 tarps...
which way are they 30 and which way are they 50?

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A customer holding the 6x8 tarp package upside down asks
"Is this a 8x9-foot tarp?

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Are these the electric fireplaces the Mennonites make?

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Who makes the Bolton routers?

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Has this paint been previously used?

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If this bear spray does not work, can I return it?

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Why can't I use this credit note from Coulter's pharmacy at Forest City Surplus?

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Can I order a product and pay for the item in 6 months?

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I found your company on the internet, do you have a website?

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Do you have any tarps larger than 9x12 feet, like a 8x10?

 


 

 

 
 


 
Why not stop in (map) and
ask your own dumb question..
.
 
YOU could become famous !


For those who prefer
 the Big Box stores !


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 








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