Every week 1000's of unusual life forms (customers) wander around our store.

And just when you think you've heard every silly question possible -

Someone comes up with a brand new one !

The most recent Goofy
Question
Winners are...

How long is 20 feet?

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Do you have any whole punches? I need one right away, my pants are ready to fall down

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Will this 1000 watt generator run my 1500 watt heater?

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I ordered two security cameras, but I only ordered one.

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Do you have any 3/16th of an inch drill bits in metric?

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Do you have security camera that will look in two spots at the same time?

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Do you have any measuring cups with grams on them?

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Are the clear garbage bags see through? Are they transperant? What colour are the clear bags?

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Do you have any phones in the store other then the phones in the store?

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I see you have offer free local pick up. What is that? I don't understand Canadian postal system.

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The 30x50 tarps... which way are they 30 and which way are they 50?

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Are these the electric fireplaces the Mennonites make?

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Who makes the Bolton routers?

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Has this paint been previously used?

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If this bear spray does not work, can I return it?

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Why can't I use this credit note from Grover's pharmacy at Forest City Surplus?

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Can I order a product and pay for the item in 6 months?

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I found your company on the internet, do you have a website?

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Do you have any tarps larger than 9x12 feet, like a 8x10?